Oy, top of ta' evenin' ta ya, and though I roughly 53 minutes late, I wish ye all a happy st patty's day.
I hope it was happy for you...cause MINE SUCKED BALLS!!!
I was supposed to be drinking today with Rosa and Shane but Shane decides he doesn't want to drink. Meanwhile, that asshole Brian isn't answering is phone so we have nobody to buy for us. So Rosa, Shane, Noey, and myself are stuck with nothing to do all day. Now I’m incredibly lazy so you’re getting the rest of today in list form.
Go to Rite Aid
Discover they still make squeezable Kool Aid drinks
Go to mall (I feel like something happened in between the Kool Aid and mall but I forget)
Get food
Talk to Fitzy
Go to Gamestop
Buy Guitar Hero III
Go back to my house
Get yelled at by my cunt aunt for having people in the house
Channa starts arguing with her with she’s a dumb ass, nobody’s happy
Order pizza
Don’t eat a single slice of pizza, just the cheese fries
Watch Family Guy, Scrubs, more Family, a bit of Street of Fighter
Download Drop Kick Murphies, the Halo Theme Song, and We Three Kings for GH3
Played them each
Talked to Sarah & Billy for a while
Played songs again
Talked to Sarah & Billy for a while again
Typed this up
Stopped at this line to stare at The Elder Scrolls IV; Oblivion (or whichever title comes first)
Continued typing this…
Took a deep sigh and wondered
Called Sarah a dunce for making a loud noise while her mother was awake
Make sexual joke at Sarah
Exchanged laughter with Sarah
Got sick of typing about Sarah
Reread this whole thing
Realized I am in fact a dumbass
Made half-assed motion to reach for Oblivion
Considered going to bed so that I’d get up on time
Realized I have no clothes for tomorrow
Realized my clothes have somehow dramatically depleted recently
Looked through my clothes
Realized everything I own that isn’t camo is black
Considered watching Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Stared at empty can of root beer and unopened can of root beer
Considered opening unopened can of root beer
Wondered who the hell’s life is so pathetic as to actually read this far
Decided to take pity on readers
Said good night to Sarah
Attempted to find quarter to flip for Lord of the Rings and Oblivion
Found quarter
Flipped said-quarter
Coin lands tails-Oblivion it is
G’night all =D
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Oi! Mine was a sucky day as well.
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