PAAAATS!!!!

Y'know, it's not so much that it was the Super Bowl as it is the fact that WE ALMOST HAD A PERFECT SEASON!
And before any little crackhead bitch loser goes off saying "Well the Pats stink-they cheat!" Do you really fucking think your team isn't recording and studying other teams? We just got caught doing it and guess what-we're STILL better than you-so go fuck yourself. In this past season we've broken more records than your team-or any single team-ever will. And in addition we came closer to a perfect season than your or any team ever will. Go fuck yourself with a football in the ass if you're gonna bitch. Your opinion isn't valid, you suck, I hate you, go die.